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Get your #GODgainz pumping through those veins, by letting our podcast pump into your ears. Get jacked for Jesus and be always ready [1 Peter 3:15] to give a cogent, compassionate, CONFIDENT Christ-centered defense + answer for the hope within you, as our cast-and-crew crushes it with NEW WEEKLY EPISODES in 2019!
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The FYF PUMPcast | Bold Berean EvangeltainmentMar 25, 2019
FULL HOUSE Episode: Aunt Becky, Trump's Zany Zionism, and United Airlines Non-Binary Flyzone!
TODAY'S FYF PUMPcast is jam-packed with pumped up propaganda from the mainstream media: Will uncle Jesse bail Aunt Becky out of prison? What do the Lord of the Rings and Donald Trump's latest and greatest Israeli high-five have in common? Why is United Airlines making waves, when they're not a Viking Sky cruise ship? And...what would our great founding father Alfred John Herbie Hitchcock, have to say about this -- and MUCH MORE in today's extended-release episode. www.flexyourfaith.com and www.facebook.com/fyfpumpcast
- Laurie Laughlin: God bless America, and let the free market reign supreme!
- United Airlines non-binary ticket sales: A pathetic ploy to pander for profit!
- Muslim "extremists" are still persecuting (read: sawing off) Christians heads: Nigeria and around other sand-dune ridden cave-dwelling parts of the world Mo's lackies scourge. Is it "extreme" or simply part of their founding charter their illiterate progenitor of propaganda had his scribe scribble down?
- Inclusivity ALWAYS EX-cludes (usually Christians): The illogical oxymoron that is today's multicultural landscape, and why it's nothing more than a Uni-CULT-ural country of lobotomized lemmings.
- TRUMP-eting another VICTORY for the Jews: Golan Heights is smaller than Road Island...so why such a raucous, fellas? Because IT'S NOT ABOUT THE LAND! Every middle eastern nation and Islamic occupied nation has an unmistakable massive majority and stranglehold of continental land ownership surrounding Israel. The Homeland of Jewish people is an indistinguishable speck in the midst of an expansive global Palestinian land grab -- so thank God we finally have a man in the white house who goes beyond vacuous words and flimsy platitudes.
- ...and MORE!
Crappy Movies, Political Rants, THE Juicy J IN STUDIO
Welcome back to the PUMPcast! Today we delve into the wonderful world of crappy movies, politics, and a combination of both! Join us as we grace your ears with our lovely voices. You'll love it, we promise.
Academy Awards aka "The BLAHoscars" 2019 Review w/ guests Brandon Trent Esq. & Cory Howell in-studio
The BLAHoscars 2019 | Bland, Boring, and Basically Irrelevant
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You know how everyone was pumped-up to see how this year's Academy Awards unfolded? Yeah, me neither. But hey, at least Kevin Hart crushed it, right? Way to go lil' K! I'm sure Dwayne will have some more roles for you to fast-talk and make funny faces through soon - hang in there. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Kevin Spacey? Don't really hear much from him anymore. Health issues or early retirement? I sure hope he gets over his sordid past and moves into a striped future, fast!
FYF PUMPcast EPISODE NOTES:
Guests - Brandon Trent, Attorney at Law, Esquire, Juris Doctor, Legal Counsel to the stars...and Cory Howell, bearded, brawny, bold, and brazen!
Jamie Foxx - Was he EVER good? This over-acting overreaching once-upon-a-time fella has fallen far from the mountaintop; but, did he ever deserve to be up there in the first place?
Joaquin "Leaf" Phoenix - From the Gladiator to the Joker, and everything in between. Falling in love with his computer, or being mentally and emotionally swindled by Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's a talented Hollywood pro, who as Cory argues, doesn't like Hollywood?
Aquaman vs. Black Panther - Which was sucked worse? Aquaman was a CGI mashup of things moving and swimming, and Black Panther was a CGI mashup of things moving and falling. Who did it WORSE, and WHY did Black Panther get fawned over at the Oscars (enter: Intersectionality)
Netflix - What's the dealio? Are they a streaming service, a TV network, a movie studio? Why do they do what they do?
Pierce Brosnan - We'll never forget this man of mystery and his time entertaining us from "Stew" in Mrs. Doubtfire, to Jimmy B. in his perfect resurrection of the 007 franchise. By the way, whatever happened to Robin Williams, and Philip Seymour Hoffman for that matter?
We end the episode with a Brandon Trent-esque story of puke, that new car smell, and lost-and-found shoes coming to a Seinfeld rerun near you, followed by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK for tons of things, stuff, and topics!
Don't Call It A Comeback!
That's right, WE'RE BACK! Join us as we mount one of the most monumental comebacks in podcasting history while addressing some key, hot-button issues in our first episode of 2019.
Ep 5 1/2: The Mid-Week Woke with in-studio guest Cory Howell
Your Mid-Week Woke comes with a special bonus surprise, in the form of our first studio guest: Cory Howell! Cory's is a learned theologian, elder, and high arch-bishop of NOTHING, haha, all those silly titles mean nothing. He's simply a Bible loving, reading, applying, and SHARING Jesus follower. That's right, he doesn't have any fancy degrees, all he has is a book and a brain -- sure hope that's enough!
We review the upcoming Joker movie, featuring last week's Episode 5 leading-man, Leaf Phoenix. The Joker has gone from comics, to camp with Jack's portrayal, followed by Heath's nailed-it performance, and then the creepy emaciated version by J. Leto...let's hope Joaquin's is a move in the right direction.
Push play and let us massage your eardrums...
Ep.5 | PUMPcast: Rape & the Rhetoric of Ridiculousness!
TODAY we kick-off on The BK (no, not Burger King) Brett Kavanaugh. In light of recent events, we all take a stand to NEVER rape any woman...anywhere, for any reason! We enact our zero-tolerance policy for our in-studio staff, guests, and interns. To show our stance of solidarity in this rhetorically charged realm of alleged rape, we just get out in front of this thing by vowing to stop it at home first. We also vow not to wait decades on end to bring it up in the 11th hour before a career, supreme court, and life changing momentous occasion WITHOUT a SHRED of what's known as "evidence" when flinging destructive unsubstantiated claims at an otherwise respectable person...almost like it was planned.
THAT AND SO MUCH MORE, ONLY HERE!!
Ep 4: Phil Heath, Cleveland Browns, Satan - Have in common??
FYF PUMPcast Ep 3: "Alt White Warriors" take on HOLLYWOOD!
Today's show features the exposing of America's new vaguely shadowy group that liberals will be more than happy to toss into the Nazi drawer...the Alt White. No, we didn't say 'all right,' like 'hey we're doing alright pal!' or ' yeah we're all right here on the PUMPcast, we believe old documents and books like the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the Bible.'
Until the current news cycle dies in a few days, we're obligated to mention something about Colin "Sideshow Bob" Kaepernick, because if there's ONE THING he needs, it's to sacrifice...and get attention...mostly attention though. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh.